Friday Fives: A bad case of the Andrelton blues

A fistful of comments, asides and quick hits on the state of sports.

Just wondering: Do we really need another reason to be confused by the mysterious quarterback rating? Well, there’s this: The NFL QBs with the 24th and 28th best ratings (among those with at least 100 completions) are a combined 15-1 thus far this season. That would be Carolina’s Cam Newton and Denver’s Peyton Manning. Colin Kaepernick has a 78.5 rating and is benched. Newton has an 81.4 and is the next great commercial spokesman for the NFL.

The ghost of Garry Templeton

Andrelton Simmons turns another double play - ah, those were the days. (Getty Images)

Andrelton Simmons turns another double play – ah, those were the days. (Getty Images)

I admit it, I’m not taking this Andrelton Simmons trade very well. Locking up the best defensive player in baseball – a player who beyond his physical skills was one of the most innately intelligent and clever performers around – was among Frank Wren’s good moves. It’s really OK to admit that he made a couple and move on. You don’t have to erase every trace of his Braves existence like he was graffiti on a bathroom wall.

It is getting downright Orwellian around here as a team trumpets building for the future by trading away the future.

The Braves know there is no pitching prospect rewards program, right? They do know that if only acquire two more, they don’t get a free one and large Coke, right?

Immediately the swap of shortstops with the Angels had invoked the memory of the 1982 deal in which San Diego traded future Hall of Famer Ozzie Smith to St. Louis for Garry Templeton. And, yes, Simmons is a defensive player of near Ozz-ian dimensions.

But at least Templeton went on to a 10-year career in San Diego that included one World Series appearance (in which he hit .316) and eventual inclusion in the Padres Hall of Fame.

The just-acquired Erick Aybar is best seen as a place-holder until another prospect comes along to take his place.

The good, the bad, the plug ugly

Life is good if you are Carolina's Cam Newton and a member of the privileged class. (Getty Images)

Life is good if you are Carolina’s Cam Newton and a member of the privileged class. (Getty Images)

We have been told that the gap between the haves and have-nots is rapidly widening.

And here’s the proof (no, it’s not my pay stub):

There is a solid collection of unbeatens at the halfway point of the NFL season – New England, Cincinnati and Carolina. And at the same time, only about a third of the league – 12 teams – has a winning record.

There already is a whole division, the AFC South, without anyone above .500. Two other divisions, the NFC East and West, have only one team over break-even.

There’s just a large portion of the NFL now that is the equivalent of the poor sap who is about to use up his severance pay. And then there are the Pats, Bengals and Panthers, the few at the top who go into panic if there are not warm Egyptian cotton towels and triple milled French soap in the executive washroom.

The kid will be alright

Ohio State's J.T. Barrett figures to be taking a very sober approach to Illinois. (Rich Schultz /Getty Images)

Ohio State’s J.T. Barrett figures to be taking a very sober approach to Illinois. (Rich Schultz /Getty Images)

I don’t know J.T. Barrett from J.C. Penney. But by all accounts, the Ohio State quarterback was greatly wounded by his arrest for driving while impaired, and was suitably contrite and embarrassed during his one-game suspension.

It may be reflex by now to assume that Urban Meyer and Ohio State let Barrett get away with something here – because isn’t that what big-time programs always do? We have been conditioned to assume the worst and take an automatic stance of outrage.

But sometimes the punishment fits the transgression, especially when the college kid in question really takes it to heart.

Do know this much: You don’t want to be Illinois Saturday. While the Buckeyes sometimes have been underwhelming, that won’t be the case on this game day. Their quarterback has something to prove.

The late, unlamented bowl streak

Fret not, Buzz, the end of the bowl streak really isn't that bad. (Gene Sweeney Jr/Getty Images)

Fret not, Buzz, the end of the bowl streak really isn’t that bad. (Gene Sweeney Jr/Getty Images)

Now that it is dead and buried, may we speak a few truths about the Georgia Tech bowl streak?

Isn’t it something of a relief that the Yellow Jackets were eliminated from any sort of postseason piffle with Thursday night’s loss to Virginia Tech? That was a merciful blow, really.

No need now to pretend to be excited about a trip to a city lesser than your own and some half-filled stadium. No need to go through the motions of some extra practices that are supposed to be good for you (but so is a kale smoothie, and who wants that). No need to try to guilt your fans into buying a ticket none of them want.

When the last play is run against Georgia, Tech can take whatever the outcome may be and begin the process of forgetting 2015 ever happened. It’s all for the best.

Keeping that streak alive for 18 years had been something of a burden really, requiring along the way journeys to bowls now long gone – the Seattle Bowl, the Silicon Valley Bowl – as well as to those unfortunately renamed – the Humanitarian Bowl, which is now the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl.

A streak did not end Thursday night so much as a burden had been lifted.

Moe, Larry the cheese

Denver corner Aquib Talib has a knack for physical comedy. (Andrew Weber/Getty Images)

Denver corner Aquib Talib has a knack for physical comedy. (Andrew Weber/Getty Images)

Tough news for the Denver Broncos, who will lose the services of cornerback Aquib Talib Sunday against Kansas City. Talib was suspended for one game for poking Indy tight end Dwayne Allen in the eye during the dust-up at the end of the Broncos first loss.

But good news, really, for Talib, who passed his audition for the next Three Stooges remake.

And so the line of succession goes: Moe, Larry, Curley, Shemp and Aquib.

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8 comments
John236
John236

First time reader and really like your style Steve.

mrtelevision
mrtelevision moderator

So far, I'm still in one piece. Thanks for asking, Buschleaguer

Buschleaguer
Buschleaguer

Steve ,

How is your trip to Auburn going? 

Player2Bnamed
Player2Bnamed

My comment is in poor taste, but for us fans, the Braves Management fetish for pitching prospects is getting to be as disturbing as priestly pedophilia.  You can't field nine pitchers in a game, ALLRIGHT!?  A few of these guys have to catch the ball, and more than a few need to hit the ball when it's our turn.  Dig?


RafeHollister
RafeHollister

I really enjoyed Tech's previous visit to the Humanitarian/Potato Bowl.  Nothing like a snowy day on the blue carpet to remind you how far down the list your program is. 

pride
pride

Freddie Freeman goes next as the Braves front office need his roster spot as they have spotted a high school pitcher working as a busboy at a sezuan restaurant on Buford highway they really like and we already have a first baseman in A ball with 2 hrs in 400 abs, a .193 BA but very affordable.

RIco9180
RIco9180

Patience Tech fans..This season has been injury plagued like no other.  In the past two years, we have seen the good and bad of what GT is all about.  GT will never have great depth.  Crazy number of injuries and the depth chart is full of talented freshman. But, they are FRESHMAN.  Last year we had a large # of seniors in skill positions. Our offensive lives and dies on execution, PERIOD. The Freshman we have to recruit cannot jump into our scheme and win immediately. So.....be patient Tech fans. Because of all the injuries, depth will not be a problem for the next few years.  As for this year, beat FSU and UGA and call it a year! GO JACKETS!

Gman84
Gman84

What we saw from the Braves "can't miss" prospects this year was completely underwhelming. In fact, trading their best young player for more would suggest they know they f'ed up badly giving away these guys for nothing. Braves are embarking on a nuclear winter that may last 10 years or more.

Liberty Media's concurrent announcements that "hey, we just traded Simmons for children who may or may not be able to play one day" and "line up to buy stock in the Braves" are comically perverse.